The long form
Essays
Finished pieces. The references turn into memory; the jokes earn their keep.
- Jul 11, 2026
Train Dreams
Essay · Substack - Jan 5, 2026
The Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment
Essay · Substack - Dec 29, 2025
Minnesota Two Step: When Everyone’s Terrible
Essay · Substack - Dec 21, 2025
Out of Office
Essay · Substack - Dec 14, 2025
Duckie’s Kingdom
Essay · Substack - Dec 7, 2025
This Must be the Place
Essay · Substack - Nov 30, 2025
We’re on a Mission from God
Essay · Substack - Nov 17, 2025
Vibes and Vibecessions
Essay · Substack - Nov 10, 2025
Just Ken
Essay · Substack - Nov 3, 2025
Sunday Night Recap
Essay · Substack